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Non-Touristy Things to Do in Amsterdam

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Many people come to Amsterdam with a bucket list—a compilation of tips gleaned from guidebooks, friends, family, curiosity and a little classroom history. Topping many lists is the Anne Frank House, one of the city’s most famous museums. Long deserted by its last residents, it’s where Amsterdam’s most famous teen writer vented daily frustrations in her world-renowned diary while hiding from the Nazis during World War II.

Do you really want to spend your valuable vacation time like this?

Although the Secret Annex, where Anne Frank and her sister, parents and four other fearful Jews lived from 1942–1944, is both a testament to human courage and a reminder of wartime horrors, hordes of camera-toting tourists have replaced the ghosts of times past. Arrive after 8:30am—a bit early if you’ve enjoyed Amsterdam’s nightlife the previous night—and you’ll wait in line for hours. Fortunately, you can save time by purchasing an e-ticket. For non-planners, there’s free WiFi for using your smartphone or tab while queuing up.

Amsterdam’s Dutch Resistance Museum tells the story of Holland under Hitler’s reign. Photo Credit: European Tourist Guide.

If you lose patience, get your fill of Holocaust lore at Amsterdam’s Dutch Resistance Museum, opposite the Artis Royal Zoo. Here you’ll find a thoughtful perspective of Holland during Hitler’s tyrannical reign without standing in line. Beyond the story of Dutch resistance and daily life under German occupation, the museum has a section about the Dutch colonies in Southeast Asia during World War II.

Next on many agendas is the recently reopened Rijksmuseum, followed closely by the Van Gogh Museum—repositories of Golden Age art, iconic sunflowers and tormented starry nights. While Amsterdam’s destination museums are rife with artistic treasures, they’re also chock full of tourists, especially in high season (May–September), when millions descend on the Dutch capital.

Avoid the queues with an e-ticket or Museumkaart, or make use of free WiFi while waiting in line. Once in, don’t count on marveling at Dutch masterpieces in solitary reverence at either of these popular tourist attractions if you visit in summer or during school vacations. You’ll face far fewer crowds if you come in spring, fall, or winter after the year-end holidays.

There’s no charge to view the Rijksmuseum gardens.

To ditch the other tourists, venture off-the-beaten path, to spots ignored by many guidebooks—where the real soul of Amsterdam reveals itself. Here are a few of my favorites:

Non-Touristy Museums

Sure, everyone thinks about the aforementioned when coming to Amsterdam. Fewer know about the city’s smaller museums—all 60+ of them—showcasing everything from contemporary art (Stedelijk and Moco) and photography (Foam) to ancient torture (Torture Museum), sex through the ages (Sex Museum), houseboats (Houseboat Museum), tulips (Amsterdam Tulip Museum) soft drugs (Hash, Marijuana & Hemp Museum), small bags and purses (Tassenmuseum), and cats in art (Katten Kabinet). Many are set in restored Golden Age canal-side mansions, adding architectural and historical interest beyond their treasures.

The eye-popping EYE is a must-see for film aficionados.

Perched like an ivory spaceship on the northern bank of the river IJ, the EYE Film Museum is an homage to international cinema, replete with interactive displays. The striking facility, accessible via free ferry from Central Station, houses four movie screening rooms, a museum shop and exhibit space.

At the top is the eye-popping EYE bar-restaurant, where you can wash down a plate of bitterballen with beer on tap while musing about cinematography. On sunny days, a spacious terrace beckons for lunch or just contemplating the world of the moving image. The new location in Overhoeks, Amsterdam’s new urban district across the water from Central Station, replaces the Film Institute’s previous headquarters in Vondelpark.

Watch the boats go by at Hanneke’s Boom.

Non-Touristy Bars

Its history is a little murky, but legend has it that Hanneke’s Tree has been rooted on the IJ, sheltering Amsterdam from intruders, since 1662. Its latest incarnation is Hanneke’s Boom, an uber-relaxed gastrobar/beer garden with stunning views of NEMO, the interactive children’s museum that resembles a green whale, and Amsterdam’s skyline. Pull up a bar stool or plunk down on the dock, where you can dangle your toes in the river while watching small boats bob past. Order drinks, snacks, lunch or dinner from a menu featuring organic ingredients in classics like nachos, sandwiches, burgers and fries.

Chill with locals at Sound Garden in the Jordaan.

Tucked on Marnixgracht on the western edge of the Jordaan, Café Sound Garden is another unpretentious pub with a spectacular view and an alternative vibe. The laid-back dive boasts a pool table, pinball machines and table soccer, in addition to a full bar. Come as you are to share a beer with locals, expats and possibly a few tattooed tourists who’ve stumbled upon the gezellig canal-side terrace overlooking the Singlegracht.

Non-Touristy Fun

Captain your own ship on a paddleboat.

Numerous Amsterdam guidebooks encourage you to rent a bike. “See the city like a local,” they enthuse. Instead, consider 10 Reasons NOT to Rent a Bike in Amsterdam. Rather than venture onto the city’s treacherous bike paths, walk, paddle or use Amsterdam’s excellent public transport (€7.50 for a one-day GVB card entitling you to unlimited 24/7 travel by bus, tram and metro throughout Amsterdam and environs/€3 for a one-hour ticket) if you want to avoid getting run over by confused tourists and/or Dutchies who’ve been riding since they’ve been in utero, when Mama pedaled alongside Papa to the hospital to give birth.

Bike riding Dutchie-style: romantic or dangerous?

Instead, venture off bike paths fraught with danger and rent a peddleboat from a company like Canal at piers in four city locations. Not only will you peddle along Amsterdam’s UNESCO-honored, 400-year-old canals viewing Golden Age houses on a self-paced cruise, you’ll also avoid colliding with dazed tourists, swiftly moving Dutchies and drivers on motorscooters, all vying for passage on Amsterdam’s overcrowded bike paths.

No telling what will hit you on an Amsterdam bike path.

Beyond visiting these non-touristy attractions, here’s my best tip for getting off the beaten path in Amsterdam: Let the city lead you. If your bucket list is set in stone, you’ll leave no room for the serendipitous adventures this magical global village may have in store for you! Take Our Poll

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